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April 6, 2026 7:00PM

If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You

Mary Bronstein, 2025, 1h 53m
R for language, some drug use and bloody images

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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